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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? He sucks a cockortwo!"

"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar."

"NRA member: I've got guns. I'm in charge. Me: That's nice. I've got bubonic plague - ""cough, cough"" - now you do, too. I win."

"Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ? Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible"

"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? ""Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"""

"[alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee."

"I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms. Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs."