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Joke of the Day
"My friend is convinced he has the biggest balls in the world He's so egotestical."
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"I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning!"
"How does someone stop ISIS? Change their name to past tense, WASWAS."
"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"
"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""
"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."
"Invite everyone you know over for dinner. Set the table really fancy. Serve 6 courses that are just mayonnaise in different bowls/plates"
"Remember where to put your commas kids... There's a big difference between helping your old uncle Jack, off his horse..."
"You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?"
"""I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"" -oh, u drive a school bus? ""LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"""