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Joke of the Day

"*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes"

"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."

"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"

"They say dog is a man's best friend and diamonds are a girl's best friend but My best friends are cows because steak and handbags."

"A tried to take a photo of the fog last night. I mist."

"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."

"I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever."

"What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_)"

"Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist."

"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."