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Joke of the Day

"*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes"

"A joke There was a dragon one time who didn't care about shit. It was real mad a lot. It said, ""fuck you"" to just about every one. Except for this one guy who he kinda liked."

"Where do seagulls live? Shit, wrong subreddit."

"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""

"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""

"So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live yesterday.... Sadly he spends all his time on the dashboard"

"Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth."

"So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything"

"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."

"Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus.. Or just a really cool-opotamus?"