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Joke of the Day

"Three advantages of Alzheimers One: You meet new people everyday. Two: On Easter Day you can hide your own eggs. Three: You meet new people everyday."

"Before I go to bed, I like to take a bath and than listen to Single Ladies. Its my own Bed, Bath and Beyonce."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches..."

"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""

"Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom."

"How Do they say ""F**k You"" in Hollywood? ""Trust Me..."""

"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."

"This joke tops everything. This joke everything."

"Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted."

"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"