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Joke of the Day

"HR: What are some of your strengths? Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!"

"*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this"

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "

"Why do hunters make good lovers? 1. They always go deep in the bush. 2. They shoot often. 3. They always eat what they shoot."

"Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of sequence, yoda was."

"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bits"

"Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die."

"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? My damn foot's stuck in door! Open up!"

"Trump: The less immigrants we bring in the better' .... .... .... ..... Pence: The fewer' .... .... .... Trump: I told you not to call me that yet'"