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Joke of the Day
"how can you tell if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
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"Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face."
"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"
"If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."
"dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender."" I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says "" Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."""
"Has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar notes in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band"
"Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT"
"What did the black pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna help me snatch some candy?"""
"My friend told me a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny."