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Joke of the Day

"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"

"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."

"What's the difference between a redneck and a gay man? A redneck marries his sister. A gay man marries a brotha."

"Today's Generation ""omg my parents never let me have anything."" via iPhone"

"'Vegetarians' don't eat meat. 'Vegans' also don't eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree."

"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."

"im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled ""PBR! WOOOO!"""

"Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers."

"You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer."