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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wake up Grumpy... other times I let her sleep."
Next Joke
"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."
"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"
"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"
"Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid."
"Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need."
"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."
"As a kid I was frightened of the dentist... Because he was a Paedophile every time I went in he'd give me a filling"
"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."
"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."