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Joke of the Day
"Why dont guys like working in the rain? Because only pussys get wet."
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"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."
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"A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY"
"If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it ""breakfast""?"
"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."
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"Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit.... You may contract lemonaids."
"7: ""Mama, if someone licked the treadmill, would that someone get sick?"" Me: ""Are you the someone?"" 7: ""Maybe"" Holy hell."