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Joke of the Day
"Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones."
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"[gym] Trainer: You here to get cut? Me: Uhh no, I'm already circumcised and if that's covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill"
"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."
"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."
"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."
"Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone."
"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."
"Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!"
"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"
"So you know the show Say Yes To The Dress There should be a show about women deciding whether or not to get an abortion called ""Say Maybe To The Baby"""