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Joke of the Day

"Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown."

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"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because you are a joke"
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."
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"Do mermaids clean the sea or how does that work?"
"PSA: Please don't call them dwarves... It's not the proper gnomenclature."