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Joke of the Day

"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."

"What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common? They both need to check the table periodically..."

"My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab."

"What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."

"Its no longer the little birdy that told you something. now days its ""i seen it on facebook."""

"I know karate and tons of other words."

"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"

"I'm not racist because... I'm not a racist because racism is a crime, And crime is for blacks."