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Joke of the Day

"A horse trots into a bar . . . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - ""Why the long feces?"""

"I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"

"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."

"I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career."

"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream."

"Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes."

"Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles"

"If you're worried about not getting a New Year's Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine's Day is coming up and you're probably going to be alone for that, too."

"Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."