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Joke of the Day

"What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get? in formation"

"What is the best way to get over a guy/girl? Truck."

"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""

"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."

"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"

"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."

"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"Why was the table pissed at Jesus? Because he looked a little cross."

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""