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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians? Al-Gebra"

"I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names"

"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."

"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "

"It's amazing that even 20 years later, pretending to shoot heroin with an mechanical pencil can still be a great way to procrastinate."

"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"

"What's the worst part about working in a glory hole? You only get paid in tips."

"Did you hear, Tony the Tiger was murdered. It was a cereal killer"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"