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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new Kanye track? Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes."

"The Great Spam Recycler"

"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."

"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."

"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"