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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play"

"Why were 80% of Chicago police dash cams broken? Because you need to warm up before you kill a nigga."

"Washing clothes feels so old fashioned. I mean, who separates whites and colours anymore."

"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."

"What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches."

"I'm not concerned with babies on airplanes, but grown adults who don't fly often need their own terminal."

"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."

"I don't know why people get embarrassed when they take a magazine to the toilet, you should see the looks I get when I take my plunger."

"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."

"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."