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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."

"You see, the thing about dark humor is... it's a lot like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."

"Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD."

"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."

"Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember..."

"Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes."

"I know why Hogwarts doesn't have math class. They have a magical device for it. It's called a calculator."

"I fell over a toilet roll display at my local supermarket I cut my leg badly and was rushed to hospital. I said to the doctor, ""what's the damage"" He replied, ""just some torn tissue""."