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Joke of the Day

"You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh"

"One in every 2 and a half men is HIV positive."

"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"

"Why is the new Brexit diet so popular? All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling."

"Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance? Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame."

"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""

"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."

"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."

"I said I don't want to talk to you, I didn't say ignore me. WOMEN"

"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"