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Joke of the Day

"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."

"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."

"I was mugged by an artist last night.... he drew a gun on me"

"What did the fuse say when it blew out? Sorry, I couldn't resist."

"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim for it..."

"What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust."

"A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. He was all right"

"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"