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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ended up in a car crash who would be saved? America"

"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."

"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."

"You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? U. Fuck U."

"Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame."

"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"

"Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide."

"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"

"I saw on the news that when snorted, nutmeg becomes a mild hallucinogen. So I'm going to work today 'megged the fuck outta my mind."

"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""