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"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"
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"Before you criticize someone... walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar. He buys a drink."
"My sexlife"
"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."
"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."
"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."
"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""