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Joke of the Day

"What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks? The stove."

"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it."

"Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome"

"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"

"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."

"I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I'd like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse."

"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."

"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"

"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."