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Joke of the Day

"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."

"If you're cold go and stand in the corner... I've heard they're about 90 Degrees."

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"

"My dog thinks I collect small bags of poo"

"Who is this Rorschach guy? ....and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!"

"Why do you never see a crackhead over 30? Cause they're fucking dead"

"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""

"Helen Keller walked into a bar And a table, and a chair"

"How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes? He feinted. (Sorry)"