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Joke of the Day
"You know what's the biggest turn off for me? Consent."
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"*opens door to show you my enormous stash of apples* ""The doctors will attack soon, and I will be the only one prepared."""
"A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room."
"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."
"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."
"Sorry, can't. I looked away while my child was in the middle of an hour long run-on story and now he has to start all over."
"What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip"
"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."
"It's great that every Playmate ""just wants a guy that makes them laugh"", because I want a chick with fake boobs that can't form a sentence."
"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."