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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."
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"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg."
"I got tired of smelling soggy tacos, so I quit working at Taco Bell. Also, the food smells like shit."
"I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards"
"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"
"What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people."
"The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise."
"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"
"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."