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Joke of the Day

"Jesus Christ, i can't believe you people are actually making jokes about using chloroform to rape someone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just choke her."

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"Finding out your ex has a bad life is like finding 100 $ in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""
"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"
"I had a can of beer last night and on the side it said ""Best Drunk Before August, 2012. I've just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously accept...."
"Croissants are just biscuits that studied abroad."
"Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT."
"How do you make an Italian plumber cry? You kill his family"
"Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in"
"[Home Depot] ""Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails"" Clerk: Oh, with a little head? ""Nah, just verbally"""