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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court? Annette!"
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"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"
"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."
"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"
"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."
"Boris Johnson? Isn't he the man that sounds like he's on his way to pub, or has just made his way back from it?"
"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"
"Why didn't the witch wear panties.... So she could grip the broom better."