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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like Age of Ultron You don't even figure out how old he is."
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"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"
"Turn a man down for sex, he gets over it. Turn a woman down? Oh. My. God."
"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"
"Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out."
"""No, no. No! NO!"" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing"
"Annoying guy trying to hit on me: This is like a scene from a romantic movie. Me: Yeah, I'm the iceberg and you're the Titanic. #Queen"
"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"
"How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste."
"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."