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Joke of the Day
"Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."
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"When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, ""you wana be the poppa or the momma?"" I responded with ""Poppa""..... ""then get over here and suck mommas dick"""
"I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober."
"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."
"Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment."
"Did you hear about the woman who spent 1 million dollars on plastic surgery for her butt? What a waist..."
"I just made way too much pasta, so if you haven't eaten dinner yet, swing by and watch me eat way too much pasta."
"I like my girlfriends the same way I like my Windows 8"
"There is still no cure for mornings."
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"