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Joke of the Day

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gangrape"

"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."

"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."

"Why did the Bear dissolve in water? He was polar"

"How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor."

"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face..."

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"

"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."

"What is a male porn actor's favorite one hit wonder song? Come on Eileen."