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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called a ""network of computers streaming Disney movies to cows"" and not ""Moo-LAN"""

"""Son, I just wanted to let you know your adopted"" ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""

"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."

"My 5/o just said ""That's Classic!!"" WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??"

"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""

"No one will get this.."

"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."

"What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!"

"I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill."