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Joke of the Day
"How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter."
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"I shat on my girlfriends roof. I need to wipe the slate clean."
"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"
"Why do black people have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream"
"So if you want to be sure your internet history is deleted, just whisper 'please delete my internet history' into any hole on the computer"
"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."
"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."
"What would our founding fathers say if they saw the white house today? What the hell are Jefferson's kids doing in the white house?"
"I once dated a girl who said she was turned on by ""Black eyes"" So I punched her in the face. Turns out I heard her wrong."
"Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served"