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Joke of the Day
"How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter."
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"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."
"What's the most annoying thing in the internet? People who comment ""repost"" on a Joke subreddit."
"I like my women like my wine... 9 years old and locked in the basement"
"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a toilet The toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dump a load in it."
"What's a pirate's favorite element on the periodic table? Gold! (works better when told - most will interrupt with ""Arrrrrrrrrgon!"")"
"If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada? Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump"
"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."
"What word has the most letters in it? Postbox."