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Joke of the Day

"As I was paying for a 15 year old escort I thought... ...I'm getting a really good deal on this car."

"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"

"Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?"

"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."

"If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf"

"Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife? Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"

"Knock Knock Whos there"" Allah Allah who? Allahwho akbar"

"How do you know you're girlfriend is getting too fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."

"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"

"Oh, I almost forgot; my mom told me to tell you guys hi."