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Joke of the Day

"I think my Pokemon Go is broken, I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk"

"To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell ""YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?"" into my phone, then slam down the receiver."

"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me ... they were cramming for their finals."

"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."

"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"

"What does a baby in a blender sound like? I don't know, I couldn't hear it over the sound of my masturbating."

"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."