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Joke of the Day
"why didnt the butcher win the election someone found out about his pork-barrel spending"
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"pull my upvote"
"My ass is going through some serious shit right now The reverse is also true"
"Happy New Year #2018 first."
"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."
"A woman saying ""I'm not mad at you"" is like a dentist saying ""You won't feel a thing."""
"How do you kill a Grammar Nazi? mkae tehm brun tiehr eeys owt Eidt: sepleinlg croertcoin"
"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""
"I, for one, like Roman numerals."
"A faster than light neutrino! Knock Knock! Who's there? New. New who?"