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Joke of the Day
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
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"How Does Baby Hitler Tie His Shoes? With itty-bitty knotsies"
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course no one pays the least bit of attention."
"I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop... How COOL is that for someone her age?"
"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."
"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."
"What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner."
"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"
"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."