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Joke of the Day
"What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other? Nothing, they just waved."
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"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie's life? Because he was too far out maaaan. (Hippy voice)"
"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."
"Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)"
"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."
"""Ma'am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."" ""Um, I have a boyfriend."""
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
"If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore"
"Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street? He made some roofless remarks."