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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."
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"What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment"
"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""
"Nsfw how do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."
"Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone."
"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."
"an octopus is just a wet spider"
"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"
"The pizza theorem: ""Pizzas must be circular. They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes"" -Science"
"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."