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Joke of the Day

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A naked blonde doing cartwheels."

"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"

"You've never been truly drunk until you've had to use a bar-stool as a walker to get home."

"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Dad, I'm over here."

"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."

"I hear there's a sex toy and lingerie shop for chavs. Nissan Summers."

"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."