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"I've got a runny nose. edit: thanks for the cold!"
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"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""
"When I watch an '80s movie I can't help but think about how all those malls are dead now."
"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."
"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."
"At least a zombie would love me for my brain."
"Does your dog like children? Yes, but he prefers dog food."
"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."
"[First Date] ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you HER: Ok! ME: What's the capital of Honduras? HER: um... ME:[writing] bad at geo-"
"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."