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Joke of the Day
"So I ordered some General Pao chicken They gave me a bowl of false promises."
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"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"
"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."
"I needed a break from stupidity so I left work early."
"The Terminator would have been better if they'd cast Jim Parsons. ""Bazinga"" is so much better than ""I'll be back."""
"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."
"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"
"The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!"
"A Muslim walks into a bar He then walks out because he can't drink and there are no tight little boys to fuck"
"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"