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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that papa johns was delivering to the twin towers on nine eleven? The order was for two large planes!"

"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"

"how is Duct Tape like The Force? It has a Dark side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish."

"Where is the lift? American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language."

"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"

"Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts."

"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."

"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""

"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."