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Joke of the Day

"GUY WHO INVENTED JACK-O-LANTERNS: I bet this gourd would be cooler if it looked like it wanted to murder me."

"911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us."

"My 85 year old Grandfather just burned me so hard... Me: ""Hey Pup, know what I've been thinking?"" Pup: ""Is that what I smell burning?"""

"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"

"Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it"

"What is your best ""Yo mama"" joke?"

"Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth."

"A Funny Joke My Life..."

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"What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students? You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!"