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Joke of the Day

"I started playing a new drinking game recently, Every time I am depressed I take a drink. That game is called alcoholism."

"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan"

"My wife is like Pokemon Soon as I throw out my balls she runs off."

"The weather data was unclear."

"What doesn't kill me makes me smaller - Mario"

"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"

"Some guy told me he could get 10 times as many women as I do Joke's on him, 10 times zero is still zero."

"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."

"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."