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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."
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"So I introduced my new girlfriend to my family Everyone seemed to like her except for my wife"
"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."
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"I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations."
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"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"