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Joke of the Day

"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens!"

"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."

"I've got washboard abs. As soon as I can find someone with clay-jug abs and someone with jews-harp abs, we can get started on our old-timey-hobo-band abs."

"What do you call a drunken Muslim? Mohammered"

"A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food."

"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."

"So a horse walks into a bar... And many people leave because that is a safety hazard"

"Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff."

"How is my penis like a dead midget? They're both a little stiff"

"The Longest joke in the world (sorry if re-post) it's totally worth it! [7 Page Joke](http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2a5xwx/truthmafia.com/archives/1554)"