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Joke of the Day
"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."
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"Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes: Please stop. Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women. Love, M"
"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"
"What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!"
"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""
"What is the worst kind of vegetable to run a country? A penis shaped potato. Its a dick-tater."
"Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter."
"I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone"
"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."
"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."