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Joke of the Day
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... ...is one of Donald Trumps more offensive slogans."
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"Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they'll age, and most of them you regret creating."
"Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an ""arf""itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's ""bark""itect"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job"
"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!"
"Why did the Chihuahua laugh? The cow jumped over the moon."
"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."
"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"
"If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?"