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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to watch the ""Saw"" films? In bits and pieces."
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"What is a gathering of octopus called? Octoposse"
"Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it."
"Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: for a totally legitimate reason Now start fucking laughing"
"Frederick W. Smith created a company because he needed money to pay maintenance to his ex wife. He called it Fed*Ex*."
"Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet."
"Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip."
"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"
"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."